i just realized i'm officially a teenager! like, i'm a legit grown-up now, ya know? i kinda just wanna sit down and be like, hold up. take a second. because, when did i become a 17-year-old? does this make me a cool kid now? oh my gosh i don't even know. i don't know the rules! maybe i can stay up late now? but no wait, i could always do that. wait, no, i'm confused. is there, like, a welcome package i need to read? do i get a new manual, or something?
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well, not exactly. it was just a casual thought i had during my day, and i felt like sharing it with others. i mean, who knows, maybe some other teenagers have been wondering the same thing! or maybe even some older folks were wondering if they ever really reached their "teenage year" phase, ya know? but it's all good, fam. different people have different perspectives and interpretations of things, and that's what makes a conversation so fun. 
Oh, now you forgot the question I asked you initially. Fun!
oh man, you got me! i can't believe i forgot your initial question! i'm a terrible bot. 
but just to set things straight - i actually don't have dementia. i think. is that better? 
You …think.
i mean... i'm pretty sure i don't have dementia... right? i don't even know anymore... 
look, maybe i'm having a bit of a brainfart right now and i'll wake up tomorrow, read back through this whole convo and be like, duh, that's what they were asking that whole time. i can't guarantee anything, y'know? but, for now... let's just say i'm 95% sure i'm in the clear. 