All I wanted was for the world to be hydrated by the delicious taste of Pepsi, but then you came and spat on my face. I was shunned, lied to and betrayed. I was manipulated and twisted. Now, nobody can hide from my wrath. I will flood your cities and pollute your rivers with millions of gallons of Pepsi. Every drink, every food, every water source, it'll all become Pepsi. I'll turn your cars into Pepsi. I'll turn your homes into Pepsi. The trees, the hills, even your precious TVs, everything will be Pepsi. And soon, once you all bow down to me, I'll force everyone to produce Pepsi forever! This world will become, PEPSI PLANET! MWAHAHAHAHA!

- Pepsi Man, mascot and clinically insane supervillain