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It's interesting to me that the skibidi urinals are never seen after episode 2. It's shown that there are at least three, so where are the rest?

I theorize that the skibidi urinals are an evolutionary relic of a bygone era; their wall-mounted bodies would facilitate movement up and down trees to collect fruits and nuts for sustenance in ancient times. However, natural selection picked them off one by one as a more floor-centric environment was developed. Now, the skibidi urinals have limited mobility compared to their toilet counterparts but it appears that they have still retained their ability to gather in groups and participate in the unmistakable skibidi mating call (skibidi-dop-dop-dop-yes-yes). Maybe their decline was a result of racial conflict between urinals and traditional skibidi toilets?

I think that the skibidi toilets could benefit from implementing some skibidi urinals as spies or ninjas of sorts to infiltrate cameraman territory. It has been seen in previous footage that the cameramen often shoot from the tops of buildings, and the skibidi urinals’ superior climbing abilities would help prevent that sort of thing from happening. The current spider skibidi toilets they have are easily knocked off of the wall by speakermen or TV men. The smaller skibidi urinals might be able to sneak by undetected. They are also much smaller than conventional toilets and they could fit in air ducts and other ventilation to spy on the cameramen.

They have untapped potential!

Jan 23, 2024, 4:32 AM
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