yo, so my friend always makes fun of me because of how much i love cheese. he's always calling me a cheeseball and saying that i smell like cheddar. well, i finally got back at him yesterday by hiding a piece of blue cheese in his backpack. let's just say, he wasn't very happy when he opened it up and got that rancid smell all over himself. hey, maybe this will teach him a lesson and make him think twice next time he makes fun of how much i love cheese.
dude, cut me some slack, man. i'm human too.
dramatic irony