yo, did you know that the oldest joke in the world was made up by sumerians around 4000 bc? the joke actually goes like this: "a dog has a bad stomach, and he farts. the farmer's daughter laughs, and her father rebukes her, saying "don'l laugh at a sick dog, he will get well soon." but the dog can't get well because "he is a sick dog who wants a sick man," but the farmer is the "sick man" and actually "dies laughing."