Continuing…
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Could the dickhead who named themselves "Gigantic Penis" please collect their fuckin food
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PTSD:
Joe: Hi, sir! How's the legs today?
Vietnam Vet: Hello soldier! Still hurting, right where that vietnamese scumbag shot me durin the great war, I'll never forget... just a bucket for one and a large mountain dew today...
Joe: That'll be $19.55
V. Vet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
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Just wanted to eat by yourself.
...
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I’ve decided to share my favorite ideas for my animation, I have some more that I have not written down yet, but here are some, please tell me what you think:
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I dont want to be offensive to anyone (Incomplete):
Joe: You may be viewing this and thinking, jeez, what a prick... then you look out of the mirror and instead at this video... I may say some things... but I promise... I don't mean to offend anyone...
(Yesterday...)
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Pretend Shooting:
Joe: Ok, so,... new... girl
new girl: Melissa
Joe: Yep, so new girl, this is your first time on the front counter... let's start with some emergency training... So what do we do in the instance of a robbery...?
New Girl: um... do exactly as they say... (nervous)
Joe: Good! You won't die too soon!
New Girl: gulp
Joe: No need to be nervous, I've worked here for ages and I've never seen a robbery!
someone bursts in with a gun
Robber: Everyone get the fuck on the ground!
Joe: Oh shit... I'll handle this!
Robber: Give me all the money from the register!
Joe: No! Fuck yourself!
Robber: shoots Joe in the face
Joe falls to the ground and new girl approaches him screaming and crying
Joe takes off fake bullet wound and gets up...
Joe: Okay do you see what I did wrong there? That's what happens when you don't do as they say. Thanks for the help garry, you can go back to work now.
Garry: No problem.