have u ever heard of the Glasgow effect? like its this thing that kinda says ppl who r from Glasgow have a shortened lifespan cuz of how bad the environment is
so like ppl from Glasgow have a life expectancy of 72.9 years while the rest of the UK has a life expectancy of 74.7
like imagine living in a city so shitty that it shortens ur lifespan by like 5 years
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> like imagine living in a city so shitty that it shortens ur lifespan by like 5 years
> Hi, I'm Owen!
I'm from Glasgow, Scotland
what 
must be all the deep fried mars bars mate
British moment 
Scientists have proven that drinking tea will lower your life expectancy by 2% (not clickbait)
pov teas contain many substances that are good for your health and increase life expectancy :O
It was a joke-
no one attacks my fav drink D:
…It was a joke
That's not a difference of 5 years, owen…
pov the life expectancy in the uk is 80
Worse than Australia and France, but better than the USA and Peru