Super hot take: Polyamory is an excuse for being a shitty person with no self control. Especially if you use it as a way to cheat on you partner (or partners, I guess) who aren't polyamorous themselves and didn't explicitly agree to an open relationship.
Before you ask: No, my girlfriend didn't cheat on me. This has nothing to do with her.
did your gf cheat on you
probably
Nah, we both ugly lol
Well yeah that's why you followed me
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