fun fact: i ate (0) grilled cheese in the past five (5) days, whether i eat grilled cheese today remains to be seen
edit: okay it is actually embarrassing that i said “(0)“ and not “zero (0)“ after a few posts ago in this series condemning such mistakes
fun fact: i ate zero (0) grilled cheeses in the past nine (9) days, however, over the course of that time, i have eaten three (3) ham-and-cheese sandwiches, whether i eat grilled cheese today remains to be seen