fun fact: i ate zero (0) grilled cheese between now and the last update
in other news, i thought it would be funny if i put an “in other news“ here like i did last time, but cannot think of anything suitably interesting
fun fact: i ate zero (0) grilled cheeses in the past nine (9) days, however, over the course of that time, i have eaten three (3) ham-and-cheese sandwiches, whether i eat grilled cheese today remains to be seen
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