I had an incredibly intense childhood spanning several milenia (grammar *dies*). Thousands of years ago, this innocent blob you see before you was an in(?)(?)(?)ellest and it seemed that nothing would get in my way. Them, when I was on my way to the local grocery store (?) (?) (?) entered a deep coma.

Grocery stores are dangerous, kids!

yes, it’s supposed to look like a 5-year old drew it.