Today, to check the legitimacy of the manifesto, I met @Auriali - and I started to cry…. OF DELIGHT!

Tears of honesty rolled down my face as I found out the pattern with the manifesto: it was truth after truth, from the crack house to no communism.

It is truly upsetting blaze would lie that this wasn’t the case. I don’t lie though, so here is some info about blaze’s plan:

Blaze will make it so everyone is taxed the same, apart from people in poverty who are now taxed 60% as “blaze hates the poor”

Blaze will hog all the waffles to himself, making them illegal for sale in the USA.

Blaze will spend billions giving Elon musk custom toilet paper, needed for blaze to keep sucking up to Elon.

Anyone who has ever vaped in the US will be forced to swim to Europe and then walk to Romania to meet Mr Tate, who will tell the people to “breathe air” (if you die on the swim or walk then that’s your issue bozo)

Blaze will follow the footsteps of previous US presidents and play the game “bombing different countries”

Blaze will make, and use a real life version of Katzenklavier.

Blaze is a fraud. His manifesto is a concern. Stop Blaze. Vote Auriali.