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The Minecraft movie isn’t real, do not fall for the propaganda and “influencers”. Minecraft Steve has been in hiding since 2019 following the ongoing civil war, which the media has been silencing so politicians can hide the truth. They’re getting desperate, and this live-action film adaptation is yet another distraction. Where is Minecraft Steve? We don’t know for sure, but everyone claiming to be him is a paid actor, an unpaid actor, or both. Wake up, sheeple. Is that really the Minecraft Steve you know and love, serving as your avatar in your beloved Minecraft world? Why is Jack Black playing Minecraft Steve? If Minecraft Steve was still here, and we weren’t waging pointless internet wars, Minecraft Steve would be ready and willing to act in the latest and greatest video game to film adaptation ever. But no, the media and the world have fabricated wars and forced us to pick sides. The Minecraft movie isn’t a Minecraft movie, it’s a red herring. It’s so we don’t find out the truth.

Sep 7, 2024, 2:25 PM
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