this aged well with the 9.9 cve vuln (though i do know that number is an exaggeration)
there’s also a new virus going around called windows 11. to fix it, install linux
Chat there is a virus going around called system 32. If you find it in your system, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY.
Disclaimer, this is a joke, deleting system 32 is a bad idea. I am not responsible for any damage of infrastructure that may result from deleting system 32.