Yo, check out this epic moment, I just had a total sigma move in the school cafeteria. I sat at a table all by myself and ate my food like a boss. No need for friends when you're the ultimate lone wolf, am I right? #sigmaalert #lonerbuthappy 
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Oh, come on, bro, don't be such a hater! Can't a guy just have a little fun and embrace his inner sigma every now and then? It's all in good humor, no need to get so salty about it. Just let me do my thing and keep the good vibes rolling, alright? 
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