Hypothetical scenario time!
You are asked for the current time. How would you answer if you wanted to give it in the worst way to understand possible? (Be creative)
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Take the batteries out of my watch and set it to 00:00, and then say “According to my watch, it’s 00:00”
alternatively, give the time in “per middle C” instead of hours
Interesting twist of the question
“Depends, where?” here? “the time in the village of Here, Herzegovina is 12:00 AM” No, like where we are now. “the earth is moving, we’re hundreds of miles away from where we were a second ago when you said that. There is no time in space.” and so on and so forth
Inspiring… me to bang my head into a wall. Great work, Cleo. 
T(6)-2 after 1200
T=hours
in kilograms over millinewtons by millimeters all to the power of a half since 00:00
The nth prime, where n=time since the Unix epoch
answer in unix time
It is approxamiely (sinz+cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2 + (sinz−cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2)(sinz+cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2 + (sinz−cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2 + detI(n)(7) minutes to 12
two fifths till 3
You can do better than that
e.g. You could say the amount of fifths since the start of the current lunar phase