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way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

Dec 7, 2024, 3:37 AM
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and you know what it said?

i'll tell you what it said

it said

IF YOUD LIKE TO MAKE A CALL

PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN

IF YOU NEED HELP HANG UP AND THEN DIAL YOUR OOOOOPERATOR

IF YOUD LIKE TO MAKE A CALL

PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN

IF YOU NEED HELP HANG UP AND THEN DIAL YOUR OOOOOPERATOR

in AAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!!!!1!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!1!

well to cut a long story short he got away with my snorkel

but i made a solemn vow right then and there that i would not rest

i would not sleep for an instant

until the one nostrilled man was brought to justice

but first i decided to buy some donuts

so i got in my car and i drove over to the donut shop and i walked on up to the guy behind the counter and he says "yeah, what do ya want?"

i said "you got any glazed donuts?"

he said NAH were out of glazed donuts

i said you got any jelly donuts

he said NAH were out of jelly donuts

i said "you got any bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

he said "NAH, we're outta bavarian cream-filled donuts"

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