way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
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say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days!
well, i knew what he meant, but just to be funny,
I TOOK A BIG BITE OUT OF HIS JUGULAR VEIN
and hes YELLING AND BLEEDING AND SCREAMING and im like “hey dont you get it?“
but he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming, you know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation