Saul Goodman
The whole minimalist thing never blew my hair back, but hey.
Hank Schrader
Now look buddy, the last thing I want to do is get you in hot water, but some meth monkey had a feeding frenzy in here.
Skyler White
My name is Skyler White yo. My husband is Walter White... yo.
Walter White
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
Walter White
Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.
Jesse Pinkman
The thing is, if you just do stuff and nothing happens, what's it all mean? What's the point? Oh right, this whole thing is about self-acceptance.
Walter White
The Universe is Random. Not Inevitable. It's simple Chaos.
Walter White
The Universe is Random. Not Inevitable. It's simple Chaos.
Saul Goodman
If I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.