Jesse Pinkman
Hey, tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light
Hank Schrader
Free food always tastes good. Free drinks even better.
Jesse Pinkman
Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and *beep* But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.
Walter White
Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change.
Walter White
I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that.
Saul Goodman
Clearly, his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers.
Walter White
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was really... I was alive.
Jesse Pinkman
Alright, tell you what. Both of you pull it out your butts right now, or I go grab a flashlight and some pliers and go exploring.
Walter White
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
Walter White
What I came to realise is that fear, that's the worst of it. That's the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.
Skyler White
Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.