Hank Schrader
Chick's got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry.
Jesse Pinkman
The thing is, if you just do stuff and nothing happens, what's it all mean? What's the point? Oh right, this whole thing is about self-acceptance.
Walter White
"Cap'n Cook?" That's not you? Like I said, no one is looking for you.
Skyler White
Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.
Hank Schrader
My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f*ck yourself.
Jesse Pinkman
You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, Like, Zero Douchebags.
Walter White
Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business.. Neither. I'm in the empire business.