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"Cyanide? In this establishment? Under my supervision? Preposterous! How dare thee accuse me of such felonies as smuggling cyanide, especially under the seventh floorboard left in the kitchen! I would never, never, hide such dangerous substances and perform illegal activities with it! This accusation of crime is in the greatest degree of disgraceful. You should be ashamed to believe I have dissimulated cyanide in my house. Just don't check the kitchen please."