How did a post containing two brackets re-posting some actual cool post get the same amount of likes as the original
Someone hire this one
don’t you hate it when a dog walks up to you and says “Greetings, mortal. We don’t have time to chat, the Arkiniu are going to be here in about a 7th of a quarterhour and you must collect all the 7 Superiorbities before Dr. Morbius morbs us all. You don’t have time to bring your DS, leave it here. Quickly now, we wouldn’t want Jimmy to see us. Jimmy… he is not to be trusted.”
something witty
amazing how one it’s so easy to get followers here - just click on that “+” sign and type in something witty
@jeffalo Using my ultimate hacking skills, I just made it so that whenever you go to /chat, you won't be able to chat. This is totally real and not fake or a coincidence in any way 
How did you get a word from the song title wrong?
well on the topic of crappy songs “I wear a made with a smile for hours at a time stare at the ceiling while I hold back what’s on my mind and when they ask me how I’m doing I say I’m just fine and when they ask me how I’m doing I say I’m just fine but the fact is fact is I can never get off of my mattress mattress and all that they can ask is ask is why are you sad kid why are you so sad kid that’s what the mask is that’s what the point of the mask is”
what you know about rolling down in the deep
when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
when these people talk too much, put that in slow motion yeah
i feel like an astronaut in the ocean aye