@chester

Teamwork for the win! You go first
chester @chester

Can we have a conversation with song titles?

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micahlt @micahlt

For me, nothing will ever be greater than the moment in which he said, “it's Morbin' time” and proceeded to not only morb upon his enemies, but also broke through the screen and morbed the audience themselves

auriali @auriali

My favourite quote from Morbius is when Morbius says “Hey, Vsauce, Mr Morbius here. We all know that the 9th dimension doesn't exist, but what is 9? You know it's the number after 8, right? What if there's a number in between? And no I'm not talking about numbers like 8.5 or 8.76, I'm talking about an integer between 8 and 9. Now all this may sound crazy to you, and it kinda is, but what if, we've missed a number? We've all been taught that 2 comes after 1 and 3 comes after 2, but what if the number that comes after 8 isn't 9? After years of research and experimentation, we've finally found the number. It is dangerous, even knowing its existence will let it consume your mind, but fortunately, we've developed a reverse-containment cell, meaning it's everywhere except here. Our brain has a protection system, that filters out any information regarding this number, that's how we've been able to survive for this long, and why others like us went extinct in the past, but the number has been getting stronger, slowly getting closer to breaking our protection. We've temporarily stopped the number from slipping into our memory by using the world-wide memory manipulator located in this room to keep making everyone think that 9 comes after 8 with a side effect that makes everyone think that 9 is evil, but this won't last forever, as the number will keep getting stronger, and will eventually overpower the memory manipulator. We cannot allow number M̶̨͓̥̻͛̓̐̋͒o̷̤̦̰̞͆̔̃r̶̨͈̂͜b̶ defeat us!”

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chester @chester
wahsp @wahsp

I’m exhausted, tired, and sleepy

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chester @chester

Well, they caught me. I'm screwed aren't I 

Jun 17, 2022, 3:08 PM
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chester @chester

I hate it when my AirPod Case has a lot of battery, but still refuses to charge the left AirPod for some reason, so when I go to listen to music after five minutes my left airpod just dies, despite the fact it's been in the charging case the entire night. I don't know how Apple messed this up but it's really annoying

Jun 17, 2022, 2:31 PM
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chester @chester

I just got banned on scratch for having a signature

Jun 17, 2022, 1:49 AM
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chester @chester

I was one Morbillion years old when I discovered that wasteof.money is actually morbin, and has 10 Morbillion users.

Jun 16, 2022, 9:14 PM
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chester @chester

I bet you guys can't make a sentence without using the letters "a" or "y"!

Jun 16, 2022, 8:55 PM
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lily @lily

I like recycling because it means I don’t have to make banger weests as much, I can just attach funnies to other weests

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lily @lily

GRAND DAD?!

Fleentstones? ouuugh…

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chester @chester

@jeffalo Can't sign in on the beta. It just re-directs to the homepage and doesn't want to log in.

Jun 12, 2022, 6:09 PM
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chester @chester

ignore my account description

Jun 6, 2022, 5:05 PM
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chester @chester

ok

chester @chester

this looks normal when i’m not on apple watch

applewatchuser @applewatchuser

Time really flies.

applewatchuser @applewatchuser

Extra chunky repost chain

applewatchuser @applewatchuser

How has it already been two days

applewatchuser @applewatchuser

Repost moment

redpanda @redpanda

here!

gabrielf11 @gabrielf11

repost this post

wasteof.money @wasteof.money

you can now repost other people's posts with your own comment!

this will be sent to your each of your followers feeds, and is treated like a separate post.

press the repost button on any post to get started!

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