@dertermenter

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

Hey guys - I was strapped down with a virus last week that made me interact online in odd manners. How I got the virus is unknown and doctors were unable to prescribe me medication as they didn’t know what the virus was. I took appropriate measures and quarantined an I’m now better… I think.

Some of you guys have questioned if this virus was from @owenathletic - thoughts Owen?

Um actually , black holes technically count as doors , meaning there are an infinite amount of doors. Meaning there are more doors than wheels

So, check it - again, the sun's dipping low, and we're all just chilling in the backyard, soaking in those good vibes. Out of the blue, I decide to hit my crew with a second round of "Joe Mama" jokes. Classic stuff like, "Guess who I bumped into at the store? Joe Mama!" and we're all cracking up. Then, my buddy throws a curveball with, "Who's got the sickest sense of humor? Joe Mama!" Now, here's where it gets wild - someone decided to drop a dark "Joe Mama" joke, like, "Who's the mastermind behind all those missing socks? Joe Mama, in the laundry room of doom." The laughter kinda froze for a second, and we all exchanged that look of 'did they really just go there?' It was this weird mix of uncomfortable and hilarious, and the night kept rolling with that unpredictable energy. So, yeah, "Joe Mama" went to some unexpected places that night. Maybe we should stop doing “Joe mama” jokes and move onto “Skibibi toilet rizz - Shat myself in a maths exam edtion” jokes.

Ok guys story time

Alright, so imagine this dope scene - the sun's dipping low, and we're all just kicking back in the backyard, feeling those good vibes. And outta nowhere, I decide to unleash a tsunami of "Joe Mama" jokes on my crew. Like, I hit 'em with classics like, "Guess who I ran into at the store? Joe Mama!" and everyone's cracking up. Then, one of my buddies fires back with, "Who's the coolest mom in town? Joe Mama!" We were on a roll, and the whole night turned into a "Joe Mama" battle royale. “Whos’s mom died of a stroke due to her extreme obesity? Joe mama!” See, it was hilarious! We were slinging these dark, ridiculous jokes left and right, and it was straight-up hilarious chaos. “Whose mom is an alcoholic? Joe Mama! That night, "Joe Mama" became our secret language of laughter, and you know what? It's one of those memories we still bust out and laugh about whenever we need a pick-me-up.

So I was just about to do a post on how 1200 migrants came onto the small Italian Island of Lampedusa, and how this is bad/not a good place for migrants etc, but it turns out they are just using the island as a stopping point until they get transferred to cities. A short term inconvience for the residents? Certainly. Is it a good thing migrants are going to safer, more oppotunistic places that don’t overflow the population? Certainly as well.

It turns out the original source I found this from was a very right-wing twitter page which didn’t really tell you the full side of the story and missed that last crucial detail. Sometimes I’ve found right wing media does this to make things worse than they are, with leftist media doing the opposite. They are both issues.

So this is your reminder to not fully trust all stories on social media. Always look it up on trustworthy sources to see if you’re getting the full scope, backstory and understanding of the story before making an input or opinion on the matter.

RIP Adam Johnson, a UK hockey player who was murdered mid match by fellow hockey player Matt Petgrave by slicing him with his skate.

Concern over Matt being overly violent had came up before and this was NOT a “freak accident”, this was a purposeful murder. Absolutely horrific scenes that should never happen in sport.

Came a cheeky 25th on my cross country yesterday

with a cheeky time of 19:17 (5K)

LET’S ALL LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED

So i was thinking about the forums today and wanted to think of a ranking of my top 5 forumers of all time.

MY TOP 5 FORUMERS OF ALL TIME!!!!!

1. The2000

2. Fdreerf

3. 10goto10

4. Za-Chary

5. PhilPhenomenon/RL1123

but many more are extremely good - what are your thoughts?

Also, why we are here…. yes I am still perma banned on Scratch and waiting for my appeal to get an answer…. and i don’t think one is coming. nearly 4 months now which is a bit ridicilous even if they have a lot to go through….

I’m coming back from my hiatus to say that owen is a FUCKING DUMBASS!

Hey guys - I’ve been inactive for 3 reasons:

1. Life is going great at the moment and I’m enjoying going out with friends a lot and relaxing, meaning I haven’t really been checking wasteof

2. When I’m not relaxing I’m doing voluntary work for a football app or revising/doing schoolwork

3. I feel I don’t have a great lot in common/interests in the wasteof community (I’ve also been annoyed/disgruged with some posts getting on trending) so I’ve felt demotivated to post stuff since I feel no one will care

The Belgium vs Sweden EURO qualifier game has been abandoned after it was found that 2 Swedish Men who were going to the game where killed by gunmen.

This is an extremely sad and heartbreaking incident - as a football/soccer fan myself no fan should have to worry about their safety travelling to games, there can be rivalries in sport but overall they bring us together and tragic incidents like this should NEVER, EVER happen and are extremely heartbreaking (they traveled all that way, despite Sweden now can’t getting an automatic qualifying spot due to Austria winning today, to support their team, only to be shot)

Rest in peace to the 2 fans and my massive condolences to their family and friends.

4 months on from the tragic incident.

I’m now back at the school I was at when the incident happened and they’ve now built a statue outside the school of me in the pose I was in when the tragic incident happened.