The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
SAN MARINO HAVE WON A GAME OF FOOTBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS!
Their second ever win!
Anyone who thinks Lebron is even that close to the fame of Ronaldo…. come on, it’s not a debate. Ronaldo clears.
Hello guys I would like to name and shame @geo for putting the most abysmal take below
I think it’s time to let the secret out Amy 
Hello I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. Owen and I broke up last week and we have decided this is the best course of action, not just for me, but for him. It was a good run everyone. I will still be posting here but less frequently due to personal reasons.
Thank you all for your understanding
The fact that the equal pay debate in football between men and women still exists is something I can’t get my head around. It’s such simple logic that men should earn more as they make way more. The debate is embarrassing.
6th: The Marshall Mathers LP2
His last very solid project, MMLP2 has a mixed type of songs, and I appreciate how unique this project is. I do dislike a lot of songs though, which is why this placement may be lower than expected.
Rating: 7/10
5th: Relapse
With the great production by Dr Dre accompanied by some extremely heart-touching and thought-provoking tracks, there’s a reason why this album’s reputation has taken a U turn.
Rating: 7.5/10
4th: Recovery
The hunger from Eminem, actual good hooks and so many hits on this album, I’m confused why this once very positively reviewed album is now seen as average for many.
Rating: 7.5/10
3rd: The Slim Shady LP
Has a great mix of raw and edgy moments mixed in with more serious songs - very influential for a reason.
Rating: 8/10
2nd: The Marshall Mathers LP
The same as Slim Shady LP, but MMLP has better production, no skips (if you don’t like Kim you need to man up) and more classics.
Rating: 8.5/10
1st: The Eminem Show
It’s so close between TES and MMLP. but I think TES just about has more 10/10 songs, also has no skips and is a bit more palatable. It’s one of my favourite albums ever.
Rating: 8.5/10
also the album ratings are done by ranking all the songs and dividing them by the amount of songs (rating of songs are done on various factors) and these all include the deluxe versions of these albums, including Relapse: Refill and MTBMB: Side B.
Finally, here is the playlist of all songs I rated a 9 or 10: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0x95WAbSYXC86
Ranking artists albums - Eminem
From inspiration from @dood, I want to rank albums from my favourite artists. In the first rankings, I have done Eminem, who is the first artist I ever listened to. Next up will be Kanye, who is my favourite artist of all time.
Here is the first half of the list:
11th: Revival
From the pop and rock, to the poor singles and even shocking flows (this is Eminem’s best skill normally), Revival is an embarrassment under any name of a top selling rapper.
Rating: 3.5/10
10th: Music To Be Murdered By
Whilst MTBMB has some highlights like Godzilla and Zeus on the side B, most the tracks I thought were either bad or mediocre, making for a very average and underwhelming project overall.
Rating: 5/10
9th: Encore
Again, there is some highlights like Mockingbird and there are a few good songs, but it’s the 5 horrendous songs that make this album average.
Rating: 5/10
8th: The Death of Slim Shady
I like most tracks on his latest album, but the couple of bad tracks, added on top of sloppy storytelling and some unforgiveable bars makes an album that could’ve been so good, just one that’s “above average” for me.
Rating: 6.5/10
7th: Kamikaze
Personally his most underrated album - I love the aggression on this one, but it is also filled with sub-par love songs and obnoxious hooks.
Rating: 6.5/10
Ranking artists albums - Eminem
From inspiration from @dood, I want to rank albums from my favourite artists. In the first rankings, I have done Eminem, who is the first artist I ever listened to. Next up will be Kanye, who is my favourite artist of all time.
Here is the first half of the list:
11th: Revival
From the pop and rock, to the poor singles and even shocking flows (this is Eminem’s best skill normally), Revival is an embarrassment under any name of a top selling rapper.
Rating: 3.5/10
10th: Music To Be Murdered By
Whilst MTBMB has some highlights like Godzilla and Zeus on the side B, most the tracks I thought were either bad or mediocre, making for a very average and underwhelming project overall.
Rating: 5/10
9th: Encore
Again, there is some highlights like Mockingbird and there are a few good songs, but it’s the 5 horrendous songs that make this album average.
Rating: 5/10
8th: The Death of Slim Shady
I like most tracks on his latest album, but the couple of bad tracks, added on top of sloppy storytelling and some unforgiveable bars makes an album that could’ve been so good, just one that’s “above average” for me.
Rating: 6.5/10
7th: Kamikaze
Personally his most underrated album - I love the aggression on this one, but it is also filled with sub-par love songs and obnoxious hooks.
Rating: 6.5/10
Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.
Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.
wait i’m the fucking national intelligence man
FIRST CHANGE UNDER @DERTERMENTER
HUMINT, or otherwise known as Human Intelligence, which is a part of the national intelligence department, will now be deploying spies on public aeroplanes to see if anyone claps when the plane lands. If/when people do clap, that person (if identified) will be completely and forever cleared as being a national threat as that person is obviously loopy and is no threat to our nation.
HOT TAKE: clapping when planes land is really dumb
the pilot did it’s job? Woohoo. Was he expected to crash?
HOT TAKE: clapping when planes land is really dumb
the pilot did it’s job? Woohoo. Was he expected to crash?
I avoid talking about politics on here, I leave that to the discussion channel in ta's hangout. But since it's engulfed some of the folks I follow and it's also on my mind, I want to say something. So, this is your warning, politics ahead:
The current far-right, racist riots in the UK (mainly in England and some in Northern Ireland, luckily hasn't spread to my home of Scotland nor Wales yet) are harrowing, and shows how we've been failed by so many groups. The previous Tory government that used immigration as a fearmongering tool to stay in power, ironic now that islamophobes are yelling "stop the boats" while attacking Mosques. Or Nigel Farage who eagerly stoked the flames but then denies all accountability for holding the match by using a tragedy for his own political gain, plus all the other far-right losers like Andrew Tate or Tommy Robinson who is continuing to encourage violence while he sunbathes in Cyprus. Or the gutter press like The Daily Mail, The Daily Express, The Sun, or all the other news orgs who were too scared to call out their peers’ rhetoric that lead us here. Social media also has to answer for allowing misinfo to spread.
To those still suffering from the riots, please stay safe, this is a dark time for the UK, but tonight has given me hope, massive crowds of counter protesters in cities like London have scared off the far-right thugs, in Brighton there are thousands of anti-racist & anti-fascist protesters to 3-4 of the far-right. There is hope.
Really hope you’re alright Esben you legend