@elonmuskk

i can’t decide if i’m liberal or not.

just remember, if you live in any of these places, and you have never ejaculated before, you will get a chance to now, before your imminent death.

here at nasa, we are planning to send a bomb-rocket to these places in the coming hours: putin’s home, mark zuckerberg’s home, central north and south korea, and [donald trump impression] china.

our bombs are stolen from many places and may wipe out nearby countries

thanks!

spacex guy out

benis

if you need to get rid of a boner fast:

just remember:

bill gates looks like that pregnant man emoji

deez nuts in your mouth

after i buy twitter, im gonna ban anime and furry profile pics

and i will do the same to wasteof after i buy jeffalo (yes, the person @jeffalo, i will buy him)

why does somebody have my name already