@f-b-i

You are on 25 government watch list and I’m outside you house ( I’m not actually the FBI )

About me

I am a wasteof.money user!

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Joined 2 years ago
Posts 11
Followers 23 [>]
Following 3 [>]
f-b-i @f-b-i

It’s a new company policy that all employees must wear fur suits to work

This policy comes into effect immediately

Feb 24, 2023, 8:43 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

I’ve been gone a while cus a someone went to Venus To get a bigger pen15

What has happened ?

Dec 17, 2022, 11:19 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

You guys need to calm down, someone just built a rocket to mars !

Dec 7, 2022, 5:25 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

Who in the hell just stole 5 tons of uranium 

Oct 14, 2022, 5:03 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

Unrelated to any crimes you may or may not have committed what is you IP address

Oct 8, 2022, 10:51 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

Did you know frogs swallow food with thier eyes ?

Oct 4, 2022, 5:41 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

Who just stole the butt hole tickler alien from our research facility ಠ_ಠ

Oct 4, 2022, 5:33 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

I’m going to Italy 🇮🇹 🍕

Jul 16, 2022, 3:01 AM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

I’m at your door 🔫

Jul 14, 2022, 10:53 PM
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f-b-i @f-b-i

are you wanted for Abandonment of child under two C Abduction of defective from parent D Abduction of unmarried girl under 16 from parent J Abduction of unmarried girl under 18 from parent D Abduction of woman by force J Absconding by person released on bail H

Abstraction of electricity

Abuse of position of trust D Abuse of position of trust: causing a child to engage in sexual activity D Abuse of position of trust: causing a child to watch sexual activity D Abuse of position of trust: sexual activity in the presence of a child D Abuse of position of trust: sexual activity with a child D Acquiring, possessing, etc the proceeds of criminal conduct B Acquisition by or supply of firearms to person denied them C Acquisition, use or possession of criminal property B Activities relating to opium B Acts outraging public decency H Administering a substance with intent D Administering chloroform, laudanum, etc B Administering drugs to obtain intercourse D Administering poison etc so as to endanger life B Administering poison etc with intent to injure C Affray H Aggravated arson B Aggravated burglary B Aggravated criminal damage B Aggravated vehicle taking H Aggravated vehicle taking resulting in death B Agreeing to indemnify sureties H Aiding and abetting suicide B Allowing or procuring child under 16 to go abroad to perform J Allowing the death of a child B Armed robbery B Arranging child sex offence J Arson (other than aggravated arson) where value does not exceed £100,000 C

Jun 24, 2022, 5:45 PM
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