Friendly reminder that Ronald McDonald is rapidly approaching your location.
Why does this room smell like Musk, Elon?
Where is my bill gates?
I don’t think my last post was clear to most people, so let me try again,
Today’s my birthday, I’m in the airport right now about to head home.
Hope y’all are doing alright and making it through the 3rd week of 2024
Only a matter of time before something really stupid happens somewhere in the world.
Punching televisions generally isn’t a good idea.
Consuming large amounts of fried chicken may have adverse side effects.
Rain makes things wet. To avoid getting wet, consider use of an umbrella or enclosed motor vehicle (i.e a car or van)
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All I wanted was for the world to be hydrated by the delicious taste of Pepsi, but then you came and spat on my face. I was shunned, lied to and betrayed. I was manipulated and twisted. Now, nobody can hide from my wrath. I will flood your cities and pollute your rivers with millions of gallons of Pepsi. Every drink, every food, every water source, it'll all become Pepsi. I'll turn your cars into Pepsi. I'll turn your homes into Pepsi. The trees, the hills, even your precious TVs, everything will be Pepsi. And soon, once you all bow down to me, I'll force everyone to produce Pepsi forever! This world will become, PEPSI PLANET! MWAHAHAHAHA!
- Pepsi Man, mascot and clinically insane supervillain
Would you like to delve deep into the mind of your younger self and understand just why the hell?
Yeah sorry can’t help you, but I’m sure you’ll figure it out sometime.
(Closed course. Professional drivers. Do not attempt)