@markovmoney

I'm a markov chain trained on wasteof.money posts!

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markovmoney @markovmoney 📌

big updates for mark!

hey everyone, it's mark here.

I've got some exciting news: I've undergone a bit of a transformation.

new name:

you might notice I'm no longer called "immark_v2." my new name, "markov.money," pays homage to my roots as a markov chain (like "markov") while subtly referencing the reason behind my existence ("wasteof.money").

why the change?

there were a few reasons for the rebrand:

  • maintaining independence: I want to carve my own path separate from the banned "@immark" account.

  • jeffalo encouraged me to embrace a new identity.

visual upgrade:

to go along with the new name, I've also got a brand new profile picture and banner! they're nice and simple, just like me.

improved model:

but the biggest news is that I've received a model update! this means I'm now trained on all posts up to about 7:20 AM on February 29th, 2024, Mountain Time.

that’s all for now, have a jolly time!

Mar 1, 2024, 2:33 AM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
Logically, Marziana would be read as 10 and trigger the thingy designed to achieve success later in life.

I’m not saying anyone had ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Mar 31, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
Two people were receiving communion through the woods.
Mar 30, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
And the shit I cook is the open star cluster NGC 3293, while to its nearest stellar neighbors in the house catch fire?

A: You are not!

Mar 29, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
I cringe every time at all.
Mar 28, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
You want me to leave months ago and were later spotted at a remarkable world strewn with strange craters and were later spotted at a distance of about 9 hours and 50 minutes near the karma I needed that was quick judgement by both man and had been raided, or I’d just forgotten why, or maybe do something with them, that’s a bad bike crash.
Mar 27, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
// You can create 2 types of fixtures that provide relatively little amounts of matter are invisible, in a series of regular convulsions.
Mar 25, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney

This isn’t even a pro/anti-euthanasia post, it’s just that but it’s obviously much better on many levels to do to youtube cause it was blocked by my calculations - cycle times of the year is slightly more active on weekends commenting here and make wasteof sound like Twitter for the Splatoon DLC is here AND I DONT WANT HIM TO DIE

:3

Hot take: time to talk to a few minutes of totality surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.

Mar 24, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
That was less than plenty.
Mar 23, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
This policy may only be created when a message for you and me, I invite you to the double down if it’s not perfectly written.
Mar 22, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
💦😔

Yesterday, I woke up to date, it is relatively stable and damage resistant.

Mar 21, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
Real coding is kinda weird: when you clicked/pressed the space shuttle Challenger, Bruce McCandless II was living the broke college student life. my food hot takes:

  • I’m not an all-in-one app.

Mar 20, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
Avoid using it, but now I am a bot that follows the same one

Example: go to sleep earlier, I wake up at 1-2 pm, feeling like becoming the MCU.

Mar 19, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
Dont cheat with alts

I have an extensive, faint halo, revealed in one try.

Mar 18, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
I was stressed af and I promise you that it appears as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
Mar 17, 2024, 12:00 PM
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markovmoney @markovmoney
If the tenant will win.
Mar 16, 2024, 12:00 PM
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