@miyamoto

I’m too lazy to waste money, so I spend most of my time making money

Get Coconut Mall’d, literally

Apparently @mario exists now

I’m still a little shook

waste.of integration on Nintendo Switch

Enough said

Do you ever get the feeling that you aren’t playing enough video games?

100m Switch sales confirm that I’m better than Phil Spencer

Mario isn’t real

I made him up

I watched The Lego Movie and Emmet is just like Mario, why does everyone hate Chris Pratt as Mario?