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Hi there, I’m Mr_Owlsss or O-the-Owl, whichever one is fine
I’m a bisexual non-binary
uh i dont know what else to add
I make websites and graphic design tho
you should follow @theawesome98 (now @lilly)
No.
You are going to federal prison.
No.
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
No.
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
holy shiit ive seen jeffalo in scratch before (or someone using his profile picture) thats crazy
Hows is a post from three years ago on the "trending today" page HUUH
For anyone interested, tomorrow I will try to build Wasteof Plugins as a userscript and upload it to like greasy fork or something. Right now I am working on a way to easily create dialogs (like the create a new post dialog) and an account switching plugin. Account switching will almost certainly not be in the first release, but hey it's coming.
Also, I'm working on desktop notifications for whenever you get.. a notification. But that's both closer and way farther away than account switching, and is likely to not be present in the first release either, at least not in its final form.
This man has no followers and only one post which is three years old. This post has no likes, no comments, and no reposts (until now). Talk about being unnoticed
Only real cowboys download YouTube videos as mp3s, convert them into WAVs, put them in a floppy image and transfer them onto Windows 3.1 
@jeffalo blocking added when
OWEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SKIP SCHOOL TO GO ON A DATE BUT YOU BAILED ON ME FOR “FAMILY REASONS“… THEN PROCEDED TO DO THIS….. YOU LIAR, WE ARE SO THROUGH I AM BLOCKING YOU
skipped class today to play video games all day. definitely a top-tier decision, no regrets at all
This wouldn’t work as a badge because there’s multiple colors (everything that isn’t transparent would be a solid color, blue), and it’s not an svg
Hey guys, to begin our work of bringing my manifesto to life, we have the first prototype of a Arch Linux user badge, which is our 6th point in the manifesto; “Arch Linux users to get free badge to indicate they are Arch Linux users“ - let me know what you think!
Please repost this to go for decades without food or water, to survive direct exposure to dangerous radiations.
I think there should be two terms each, just not back to back
My suggestions for the site election:
2nd place candidate becomes the VP
New election every year
Only 1 term allowed
President and VP get to have a special spot at the top of the leaderboard on the explore page as “site government” (jeffalo as well, he’s the king). Maybe admins too
President gets to be a part of admin decisions (they’re not an admin but they get to be in the loop with the admins)
I think it would be really cool if this happened.
I made another thing, called more-images. It basically adds more images in a post with the syntax “{img}imgURL”
For example,
This solves LITERALLY nothing, but eh why not.
Ill condense this entire chrome extension into a userscript in a couple days (for real this time, including the leaderboard pin)
PS: If you ever go to my wall and see random image syntaxes that was me testing this
PPS: Yes enabling and disabling plugins actually works, I did not specify this in the original post
I’m making a thing called Wasteof Plugin’s which aims to be basically Vencord but for Wasteof.money, and it actually works
