@music

We Did It Everyone! We Bought Out the Competition!

Apple Music, Spotify, Amazon Music, Youtube Music, and Pandora were all just acquired by us!

Thank you for your donations :D

whoops I forgot to post

Anyways I’m going to work on a bot for a post that says music stuff. You’ll see

Who are y’all’s favourite music artist?

comment here

Lets take a second to realize 90% of all statistics are incorrect

I have all the rights* to never gonna give you up, so maybe we can get jeffalo to make that what plays when you open up wasteof.

*illegally but who cares

Are you tired of cheap subscription plans from music streaming services that have a fair assortment of music from your favourite creators?

We can help :)

Yo wait since Jeffalo is updating the server, maybe wasteof music is closer than you thought

Wasteof music is launching soon*!!!!!!

Get hyped :)

*soon means around an hour to a few decades

Yeah id have to agree, that bass drop hits hard

What is music

Wait why is that somehow profound

I should make a fake patreon and get people to give me the wasteof music foundation actual money.

Disclaimer: If anyone was to actually send money to the patreon I would either send it back or send it to jeffalo for wasteof. Maybe then wasteof music would actually exist

Try to decipher this, this is the encryption being used for wasteof music’s data:

“Ok so take ♫s: my bike tire is ♭, must’ve ran over something ♯, so I’ll be having to speak with the to explain how it was ♮ and not me. I may be offline to a certain ° for a little bit so don’t get t”

“Wasting your money with high-priced plans since 1987”

Thanks for 7 followers in my first real day.

I’m aiming for 3000 my the end of the week, we have https://youtube.com/music to beat!!

oh and also jeffalo make an artist/ music verified badge (not normal verified that’s boring) for me and my cult

imagine

Edit: even better now