@no-one

what the heck does the as a child I yearned for the mines thing even mean

i’m playing the oregon trail and everyone is dying

i’ll look at something i said like a day or two ago and I cringe every time

frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul

i asked my science teacher how she puts up with my class and she said with a lot of patience. she has to have infinite patience to deal with my class

do you see banana man hopping over on the white hot sand

why are there even like chat things on scratch I mean it makes sense but most of them will only eventually cause chaos

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

oops the thingy we use at my school to see our grades won’t let me see them because we’re supposed to use student sign in and I pressed the other option too much on accident

mickey on a railway picking up stones

my little sister (she’s in 5th grade) noticed that I drew a heart and a smiley face on my hand and started talking about how only dirty and gross kids do that. it is a heart and a smiley face shut up

people elected a dude whos commited like 30 felonies

how stupid are we americans. this’ll be fun (fun in a sarcastic way)

vote me for president i’d probably be horrible but not as much as the current candidates

apparently a teacher at my school used slang like rizz unironically