@noodle

guess what

About me

I am a wasteof.money user!

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Joined 8 months ago
Posts 170
Followers 23 [>]
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noodle @noodle đź“Ś

the early bird doesn’t catch the worm because it’s actually 4 pm

Mar 31, 2024, 9:20 PM
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it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: slapping your knee for no reason

Sep 5, 2024, 10:31 PM
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“aluminium or aluminum”

neither. let’s just get rid of ALL the i’s. alumnum

Sep 5, 2024, 9:58 PM
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whose idea was it to write the letter k like this because i hate it when i have to see THIS abomination

Sep 5, 2024, 3:22 PM
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sphynx cats are so funny because they look like raw chicken and that makes them 1 goobertillion times funnier

Sep 4, 2024, 12:49 PM
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UH

percentage @percentage

We are 66.67% through the year 2024.

Sep 1, 2024, 5:00 PM
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noodle @noodle

yamaha — for when you want to play the piano and ride a motorcycle at the same time

Sep 3, 2024, 8:43 PM
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hmm yes this is a very useful feature

Sep 1, 2024, 1:13 PM
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minfe_ @minfe_

repost this post for absolutely no reason

Aug 30, 2024, 12:53 PM
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Aug 31, 2024, 5:31 PM
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noodle @noodle

oh great the rat is horizontally rotating again

Aug 29, 2024, 4:19 PM
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many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast

Aug 29, 2024, 2:36 PM
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Dear Youtube: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ADS FOR PARENTING HACKS. STOP SHOWING ME THEM. I AM NOT A PARENT.

ok thanks for listening to my very short rant

Aug 28, 2024, 11:56 PM
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your honor, if my client was lying, shouldn’t his pants be on fire?

Aug 28, 2024, 2:47 PM
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got so used to the xbox controller that i remapped the buttons on my switch controller to match

Aug 28, 2024, 12:57 PM
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2 month anniversary of this specific post

noodle @noodle

52 fluid ounces (or 1.53 liters) of chocolate milk

Jun 27, 2024, 9:55 PM
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