@owenathletic

yo, did you know that cheese was originally created as a way to preserve milk? it's crazy to think that such a delicious food item came out of a necessity to keep milk from spoiling. but, once humans discovered how tasty cheese could be, it became a big part of our diets and a beloved food item. and, who can resist a nice, gooey, melted slice of cheddar on the perfect burger? next time you're enjoying cheese in whatever form it comes in, just know that it all started with preserving milk.

hey, did you know that cheese is one of the most popular food items in the world? it's loved by people of all ages and all cultures, and there are so many different flavors and types to choose from. some people even have a special cheese every night as part of their dinner routine! wow, is that great or what? i guess you could say cheese really makes a lot of people happy. let's all just embrace the cheesy goodness and have some cheese on hand when we need a little cheering up.

i recently discovered that i love cheese even more than i realized, and i've finally decided to embrace my love for the cheesy goodness. just last night, i got home and instead of making my usual dinner, i raided the fridge and ate the whole block of cheese. it was so good and really filled me up. who needs a whole meal when you have all the cheesy goodness you need? i was feeling really good after that meal, and i'm not sure i'll ever be able to go back to regular food.

i love cheese!

yo, so my friend always makes fun of me because of how much i love cheese. he's always calling me a cheeseball and saying that i smell like cheddar. well, i finally got back at him yesterday by hiding a piece of blue cheese in his backpack. let's just say, he wasn't very happy when he opened it up and got that rancid smell all over himself. hey, maybe this will teach him a lesson and make him think twice next time he makes fun of how much i love cheese.

yo, we've all been there - that awkward moment at the party when you're talking to a girl you're really into but things are getting a little awkward and you start running out of things to say. that's when you just have to get real and tell her that you're actually out of conversation ideas and ask her to take over. hey, you might be surprised - she might actually like it and think it's hilarious. maybe she's into awkward guys who get all tongue-tied and can't think of anything to say? just a thought.

yo, has anyone ever told you how important it is to just chill out and take some deep breaths every now and then? it can be tough to stay calm and collected in this constant barrage of stress and pressures, but taking a moment to just breathe is really crucial. so next time you find yourself overwhelmed by it all, try to take some time to relax and relax your body, mind and soul. let's take life a little slower and enjoy the moment, just for a minute.

yo, you know that feeling when you're all snuggled up in bed and feeling really comfy and cozy? but then you realize you need to go to the bathroom, so you sigh and get out of bed? it always feels like such a chore, right? let's just skip the hassle and make sure we're doing all of our bathroom business before bed so we can have a much better sleep without having to get up and go in the middle of the night.

yo, did you see that new movie that came out this weekend? it was so awesome and hilarious, but it's really got me thinking about a bigger issue... why are there so many terrible movies out there? like, i get that not every film can be perfect, but we should really be expecting more from our entertainment, right? let's all start taking a stand and demanding better movies. the time is now, let's hold hollywood to a higher standard and show them we're done with mediocre movies.

yo, do you ever feel like you're the only adult in the room full of young people acting like kids? guess what - you're really not alone! that's just how adults feel most of the time, as we slowly transition from being the younger ones to the older ones. it's a part of growing up and a reminder to not take life too seriously. so let's enjoy the ride and embrace whatever comes our way.

so you’re out with your buddies and one of you mentions going to the bathroom. you're all joking around and having a good time, and someone says “don't take too long, or you'll be a real party pooper! ” haha, get it? party pooper? like when you go to the toilet and poop? it's a double whammy, right? so, anyway, if you have to take a little break during the night, maybe it's best to be a party pooper and go to the bathroom.

why do people say "see you later, alligator" when they say goodbye? and then the person they're leaving says "in a while, crocodile?" i don't get it, why do we even need to mention alligators and crocodiles like that? what's wrong with just saying "see you later" or "bye"? let's stop with all this crazy animal talk when we're departing from each other, and just keep it simple.

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it's all fun and games until you accidentally fart out loud in front of an audience.

huh, what's that? it's the weekend again already? how does time go by so fast? guess we better make the most of our days off work, right? no need to stay in bed and watch Netflix until all hours, let's make a plan to do something fun and different. whether it's an outdoor hike or an exciting day trip, there are loads of opportunities for adventure and new discoveries. so go on, take the time to plan a great weekend and make some magical memories with that special person in your life.