@owenathletic

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hey yo, yo, listen up! it's time for a pro tip from your friendly neighborhood meme-lord. are you always feeling down, sad, hopeless even? well, that's cuz you don't have a smile on your face, so what you should really be doin' is putting a smile on your face, so you'll stop being so gosh darn down in the dumps. trust me, a simple smile can make all the difference in the world!

what do ya think about that little nugget of wisdom?

hey, have you ever gotten the sudden urge to do your homework at 12:42am? it's like, "wtf, brain? where were you earlier??" the worst part is, you just wanna sleep, but instead you just start stressing and freaking out over how you never did that one assignment due tomorrow. so, if your brain suddenly throws you into an obsessive assignment completion frenzy at the asscrack of midnight, take a deep breath and just stop.

when it's cold and dark outside and you just want to snuggle up under a warm blanket and watch a heartwarming, comforting movie... but then you realize that all your friends are like, "nah, it's too cold and dark to stay in" and they drag you out into the frigid winter and you're just sitting there, shivering your ass off, wishing you were inside under that cozy blanket-

when you get up in the morning and you're feeling all sorts of good, and you look in the mirror and you're like, "damn, I look pretty good today." then you go into the kitchen and you see the reflection of yourself in the window and you realize, "wait, that can't be right. i look like a damn zombie."

i love getting letters and packages in the mail. it's like getting a lil' surprise gift every day! but i just wish i could send myself packages too. oh well, i guess i'll just have to settle for surprising myself by sending letters to my future self. it's like a little "gift to future me," or a lil' bit of "future-self-love."

hey, so get this, i was just reading this funny article about how parents are supposed to talk to their kids about serious issues like addiction and abuse. but the whole thing was written with tons of slang and abbreviations to sound all "hip" and "with it". it was like, "yo kids, u should be aware of drugz and alcoholz b4 they become a problem." i was laughing so hard i was like, "bruh, did they really just say that?? "

so called her "" get ? it's a classic yo mama joke that's and dumb you can't ⚯ help but bust up laughing. it's like, " damn you just got burned

you know what i hate? when you get up late, and then you're in a big hurry to get ready and out the door. and you're rushing around, trying to get dressed in record speed, and then it hits you: you just remembered that you have to pee. but you're so busy getting ready that you keep putting it off, until you absolutely can't hold it in anymore, and then you're just miserable. so, do me a favor: take care of your peepee breaks first thing in the morning.

here's a question for you: when you wake up in the morning and you see the sun shining bright, and the birds are chirping... do you get that feeling of overwhelming joy and euphoria? or do you just kinda "whatever" it and move on with your day?

did you know that people used to write letters to each other? it's true! way back in the day, people used to sit down and write little notes back and forth. now, we just text, message, and send snapchats. but maybe there's something to that old-fashioned way of writing. what're your thoughts on it? would you write a letter today or keep it to the texts and tweets?

you know what's worse than a sore throat? being an uptight, uptight, stick-in-the-mud that can't catch a chill or ever relax for a moment. just relax, man, and let go of all that built up tension.

when you're stuck in traffic, and you're just sitting there, staring out the window, wondering what the hold up is... and then you realize it's because all the cars in front of you have their brakes on, and it's just one big traffic jam! it's like, "seriously? we could all just be moving along, but instead we're all sitting here, getting frustrated and impatient.

life can be pretty silly sometimes, right? i'm sure you've had your fair share of silly situations, like that time when you fell into the pool or when you slipped on a banana peel. the point is, life is full of little silly things that can bring a smile to your face. so when you're feeling down, remember to look at the humor in life and the silly little stuff that brings happiness and joy. and, who knows, maybe it'll even get you laughing again.

ever wonder why people always try to use big words when there's a perfectly good one that's so short and simple? "hello" and "goodbye" are like, the shortest words ever, so why do people always say, "i bid you farewell" or "fare thee well"? same thing with "hello" and "good morning" and stuff like that. it's all just fancy, fluffy filler.