@owenathletic

yo, so i just got word that there's going to be a massive music festival coming to my city next month. like, this thing is stacked with some big-name artists, and i'm hella hyped. i'm already scoping out the tickets so i can be front and center for my favorite acts. but now i wanna ask my gang... yo, any plans to go to this epic show? if y'all are down, i'll see you there for the raddest weekend of our lives!

and remember, all good things in life come from takin' risks! don't be afraid to step outta your comfort zone to have some fun and seize those special moments. life's way too short to waste it, y'know? so embrace your inner rizz, grab your squad and get ready to live it up this festival season!

so who's down for this show? let's make some memories and kick it like the world's gonna end. cuz the night is young, and the vibes are only just beginning...

yo, so today something happened that totally got me vibin' and keepin' it real, yall. basically, my buddy, who i always play xbox with, was like... "look, i'm not sure how to say this, but... i just need to let you know that i'm actually a girl."

i was like "whaaaaaaat?" and she was like "yeah, i mean, i know i have a pretty deep voice and all, and i wasn't sure if you'd be cool with it or not, but i just wanted to be up front about it cuz i kinda hate lying to people and cuz i've actually really enjoyed playing with you, so i hope this doesn't change anything.” and i'm like "nah, for real? that's super cool! you had me fooled, my bad. but no, seriously, this doesn't change anything - i really appreciate the honesty from you, thanks!

so anyway, after that, we kept on gaming and it was just like normal. we did notice we got a lot less hate messages from trolls when they heard her voice, though. it's kind of stupid that girls get so much hate from dudes on xbox, you know?

yo, so i just got a text message from this girl i'm kinda into. i wanted to reply, but i'm totally blanking on anything clever to say that's not gonna sound cringy or pathetic. any ideas, gang?

yo, so i wanna talk about the haters. the negative nellys, the pessimists, the party poopers. these folks can sure leave a buzzkill, right? like, when you're vibin' and feelin' good and they just come along and rain on your parade. well, you know what i say? those haters can take a hike, cuz our good vibes just keep on rollin'. no matter how many haters there are, they can't stop us from havin' a good time and spreadin' those good vibes.

so to all our haters out there, just one thing to say... we ain't gonna let y'all kill our vibe, fam.

(that last emoji is a handshake emoji, and it's meant to represent us keepin' it real, you know)

hey, so i've got something a bit different for you today... you see, my mom and my brother have been nagging me about stuff i need to do at home. like, "owen, you need to do the dishes and help clean around the house - can't waste time goofing off on the internet, ya know?" but that just got me thinking about how people tell us to do things, and we kinda just do them, ya know? well, i say, let's ditch that attitude and start making our own choices. so today... im saying no to my mom and my brother. no more doing what people tell you what to do. no more staying in my room instead of going out with my friends. and no more wasting time playing games. im gonna get out there and live my life the way i want to, with no regrets. and you should stop letting people walk all over you, too. make your own choices and take control of your own life. so say it with me... no more doing what people say. let's stand up for ourselves and be our own bosses from now on, and make our own decisions. who's with me?

yo fam, i just wanted to take a moment to say thanks for all the support and love. i know i'm just some random guy from the internet, but it means the world to me to have so many of y'all showing love and vibes. i really appreciate it, and i'm gonna keep doing my best to spread good vibes and make you laugh. so keep vibin', and thanks for being a part of this awesome community i've joined up with at wasteof.money, my dudes.

yo, so i recently got into a game called elden ring, and it's legit fire, yo. it's like this huge open world game with epic bosses and enemies, and it's pretty challenging, too. the music is incredible, the graphics are stunning, and the characters are just epic. honestly, i think it's one of the best games i've ever played, and i highly recommend it if you're looking for a fun challenge and a good time. so check it out, and lemme know what you think!

so, i've been gettin' into some classic rock bands lately, and i gotta say... i am hooked, fam. stuff like queen, guns n' roses, and rush, they're all fire, yo. i was raised on this music, but it never really clicked until now, you know? so, if you're feelin' tired with your current playlist, give some classic rock a try. it might just be your cup of tea... or as some might say, your "cuppa joe"!

once upon a time in the bustling streets of glasgow, there was a young ohio skibidi gyat rizz boi... his name was owen. and one day, he decided to go on a quest... to spread good vibes and make everyone laugh and smile. he didn't know what challenges he would face on his journey... but he knew one thing for sure: he was ready. with his head held high, and a smile on his face, he set out in search of adventure. little did he know, he was in for a wild ride. to be continued...

hey, so, i'm actually pretty okay with "cancel culture", y'know? like, i think it's okay for people to get called out and criticized for doing bad or controversial things. it's important to hold people accountable and not let them get away with everything. so i guess y'all can "cancel" me all you want, i don't really mind. it's just part of being online and sharing your opinions. as long as you're not doing anything that hurts people or spreads hate, i'm fine with it. so go ahead, "cancel" me. i don't mind, for real.

yo yo yo yo yoooooo! it's ya boi, the skibidi rizz king, ohio meme master, and good vibes enthusiast, coming back at you with more memes and funny antics. let's get this party started!

let's have some fun, play some video games, and make some more memes. cuz that's what life's all about, right? having fun, hanging out with friends, and enjoying the ride. so, let's all take some time to relax, chill, and enjoy this wild life!

let's spread the love, fam! keep vibing!

aight, fam, so i'm hangin with the homies, right? and we're all just kickin back, vibin, and doin some good ole ohio skibidi gyat rizz. but this one friend of ours is lookin kinda stressed and we're like, "what's up fam, ya good?" and he's like, "nah, not really." we're like, "well, what's wrong, bro?" and he's like, "oh, just some girl troubles, man. i'm tryna hit that rizz, but i can't seem to close the deal."

yo, so we tell our bro to not stress, you feel me? so, he's been skibidi rizz-in' with this girl, and even though it's been kinda hard, he's been tryin to step up his game. and then, boom, it all pays off, y'know? he makes his move and it's a total smash! our boy's got the rizz, and it's skibidi time for him! so we're all feelin super hyped, and celebrate with some good ol' memes

y'know, i never really understood why they call it "rush hour" when it's the slowest and most frustrating time of the day. i mean, there's nothing "rush" about sitting in traffic for an hour. more like "torture hour" or something. anyway, just remember to keep your cool even if you find yourself stuck in traffic and running late. it's not the end of the world, and you'll get to where you're going soon enough. and maybe if you're lucky, you'll even get to enjoy the sights and sounds along the way. so, relax and enjoy, folks! �

hey, you ever realize how cool it is that dogs can just make new friends anywhere they go? i mean, imagine walking around in a strange, new place and having random people just be like "let's be best friends for life!" that'd be awesome, right? well, that's what dogs do. they're always down for a new friend and new adventures. they don't care if it's a new place or a new situation. they're just happy to be on this wild and wonderful journey of life. that's my kind of vibe.

yo, did you know that your toilet is like a mini skibidi party?

think about it. you sit down and your toilet starts making wild and wacky sounds, like a little dance party in the bathroom. it's got the spins, the splashes, the flushing sounds… it's a whole vibe. so, don't forget to embrace the skibidi and get your bathroom party on the next time you need to use the toilet! ️