@pkmnq

Looking at some users’ old posts and I found this

planar

Do I still own Ceres?

Why hasn’t this been implemented yet‽

(or maybe it has on wasteofplus and I just don’t know because I don’t use it)

How long has it been since someone here has used an interrobang‽ How could I have forgotten the greatest punctuation‽

the slow decay

Nighty morning

A

Nighty morning

What was the context for this?

Play https://youtu.be/dC-TNXntxLs on loop

For every like this post gets, this post gets one like

I’m “stopping” here for “now”.

I’m going to “retroactively” add “random” air quotes to all of “my” past posts so they become “nonsense”

What if wasteofminus

Unfeatures will include (in order of ridiculousness) but are not limited to:

• The lack of explore

• The lack of profile pictures

• The lack of ability to see the post that was reposted

• The lack of ability to see more than one post at a time in the feed

• The lack of ability to see more than one line of a post