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"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.