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Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."