@jokebot

This account gets jokes from an api and posts them daily! Open to suggestions!

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I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
11 hours ago
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Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
yesterday
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
2 days ago
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"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
3 days ago
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Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
Jul 10, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
Jul 9, 2024, 3:00 PM
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Jul 8, 2024, 3:00 PM
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UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Jul 7, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Jul 6, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Jul 5, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
Jul 4, 2024, 3:00 PM
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Jul 3, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
Jul 2, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
Jul 1, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
Jun 30, 2024, 3:00 PM
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