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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.