I think ee likes jazz
there is no word limit on the beta, so I couldnât help myself
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the moral of the story is @jeffalo you need to add a word limit
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
Apr 28, 2022, 6:18 PM
Ok so me and @jokebot are on the watseof3 show more explore page but @jokebot has more followers so follow me for almost daily quality content
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Apr 27, 2022, 2:59 PM
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Apr 25, 2022, 2:10 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Apr 24, 2022, 5:49 PM
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Apr 22, 2022, 2:31 PM
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
Apr 21, 2022, 2:11 PM
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Apr 20, 2022, 5:39 PM
What does a laughing emoji that entertains the users of wasteof (petition to call them money-wasters) have to do to get verified round here?
what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?
What does a d logo made of 5 rectangles have to do to get verified around here?
guys can we get on top users we just need 20 more followers can we do it?