Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
May 16, 2022, 2:13 PM
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
May 13, 2022, 2:16 PM
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
May 12, 2022, 2:11 PM
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
May 11, 2022, 2:29 PM
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
May 8, 2022, 2:11 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
May 7, 2022, 2:10 PM
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
May 6, 2022, 2:40 PM
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
May 1, 2022, 2:10 PM
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
Apr 30, 2022, 4:46 PM