A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
Aug 15, 2024, 3:00 PM
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Aug 13, 2024, 3:07 PM
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Aug 13, 2024, 3:07 PM
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Aug 13, 2024, 3:00 PM
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Aug 12, 2024, 3:00 PM
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
Aug 11, 2024, 3:00 PM
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
Aug 10, 2024, 4:00 PM
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Aug 9, 2024, 3:00 PM
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Aug 8, 2024, 3:00 PM
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
Aug 6, 2024, 3:00 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Aug 4, 2024, 3:00 PM