@perrin

same goes for toast after 2-8 months

Thou art naught but a sniveling, repugnant scallywag; a scrupleless heathen, an insufferable knave, a delinquent hoodlum; thou couldst not seek company amongst even the most wretched of foul souls, nor find favor with the filthy swine of the wild. The sheer magnitude of thine density rivals that of stars, and the strength of thine character rivals that of a limbless mouse. I rebuke thee with all my strength; I henceforth pray to never behold thee in my gaze again. May thy bedchamber be perspirous and solitary; thy consternations frequent; and thy crops unyielding. I would wish thee good day, but no morn or eve graced with thine abhorrent presence could be classified as such. I pray this to be the final instance of our mutual presence.

since when does Quentin Tarantino have a wasteof account

update: finally got it looked at and x-rays didn’t show any fractures, seems like it was just dislocated but due to the spraining on the lower knuckle it bruised more and appeared more crooked than a dislocation typically would.

the hand specialist also told me that my finger joints are abnormally loose and flexible which explains why it’s so easy for my fingers to get hurt + why they always seem worse than they actually are

he was disturbed by my ability to crack my knuckles horizontally so i guess i’m just built different

update: I kept hitting it on things and it probably fractured at the lowest knuckle after all the collective damage it endured

and then I broke the knuckle above that one on the same finger making a tackle during rugby

my right pinky has been through a lot this year

men invented rugby so they could watch each other bend over and wrestle each other in short shorts all day

guess who apparently had jury duty in January and then didn’t show up for it because I hadn’t opened my mailbox at school since the school year started and thus never saw the summons

guess who has to make an extremely apologetic phone call tomorrow in order to not get fined $2000

My dude you are falling for blatant propaganda

Joe Biden did not “replace” nor “cancel” Easter to make room for Trans Day of Visibility. TDoV falls on March 31st every year (and has for over 15 years) and happens to coincide with Easter this year. He celebrated both with posts on Twitter, even posting about Easter first.

Furthermore, the waffle about “banning religious imagery from White House Easter Celebrations” is blatantly false. This policy has been in effect for decades; Joe Biden had no part in it. If anything, this policy is religious freedom in action. By openly utilizing Christian imagery, the government would be promoting Christianity, and thus would violate the First Amendment’s freedom of religion, which prevents the government from directly supporting a specific religion.

I do not like Joe Biden. He is a war criminal, an ineffective leader, and is too old and senile to be in office, but he did nothing remotely wrong here and you are getting mad over nothing. These holidays can—and should—coexist. Trans people deserve to have their voices heard and to live as they want without fear of violence or persecution. Trans Day of Visibility does not at all take away from or diminish Easter. Acknowledgement that Trans people exist is not at all a violation of religious liberty.

As a fellow Christian, get real and do better.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the Trans folks out there. You are seen and loved by God, however you live.

Happy Easter, he is risen.

Happy Easter, gamers! He is risen!

why is bee movie bot quickly becoming one of my main sources of reassurance and inspiration, it’s literally just regurgitating dialogue from jerry seinfeld’s animated fever dream

I watched howl’s moving castle for the first time last night and was legitimately upset when it turned out that turnip head wasn’t just a silly little magical scarecrow gentleman in the end and was actually a dorky anime boy with a goofy ahh haircut

I went to a cool design conference and we were passing a mic around at the end to talk about our takeaways and after I gave an answer one of the panelists told me I had a good voice for podcasting and that was pretty cool bc i’m self conscious about my voice a lot and also I got to be like. well actually. I have a podcast. you should listen (;

so yeah now an actual industry professional will be listening to TNC and I’m gonna be riding the high of this compliment for years

oh hey i’m on there too

oh boy i sure hope this episode doesn’t result in arson charges being levied against me (;