an apple in the hand a day keeps one bird doctor in the bush with two stones
gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in a mossy knoll
it’s the time of year where robins hop around in the grass looking for worms and that makes me very happy
ok that’s just mean, you should be ashamed of yourself for disrespecting your elders like this smh
puny mortal, quit inhaling my pixels before you pass out from the massive amounts of clout bozo
i’d say ratio but you have more scratch clout (scrlout) than me
When I do it it’s called internet fame
when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”
the inverse of The Cask of Amontillado, Auriali busts out of your walls, insults your family, drinks all of your wine, and leaves without explanation like a true chad