i’m flattered auriali but sorry to say i’m already taken by @da-ta
happy valentines day @perrin 
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Here’s a TNC themed Valentines card to send to that special someone!
on one hand it’s cringe af to encourage athletes to potentially permanently damage their bodies with PEDs but on the other hand i think it’d be really funny to see how less physically-demanding olympic sports like ping pong fair when all the participants are on copious amounts of methamphetamines
update: ‘tis just a sprain, i have once again proved how great i am at panicking and assuming the worst when it comes to injuries
hey if I could go one full academic year without severely injuring a finger that’d be pretty epic
hey if I could go one full academic year without severely injuring a finger that’d be pretty epic
every day, no matter how enjoyable or horrible, will be immensely improved with a healthy dose of blåhaj and TNC
the government doesn’t want you to know this but this glitch also works in the opposite direction: if you go to bed later you can wake up later. highly recommend this variant of the exploit if you’re like me and are most productive at 10:00pm
new UNPATCHED irl exploit: if you go to sleep earlier you actually can wake up earlier, make sure to exploit this while you can, before it gets patched :>
moderator note: this exploit has recently been patched since the creation of this post, please stop attempting this — it’ll do you no good. (see pull request #28038)
ok why am i just finding out that alan rickman used to be hot when he was younger
i’m so used to seeing him as an old man but goddamn he is fine af in die hard