@perrin

professional dingus

About me

I am a wasteof.money user!

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Joined 2 years ago
Posts 381
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perrin @perrin

i’d say ratio but you have more scratch clout (scrlout) than me

quimexus @quimexus

When I do it it’s called internet fame

perrin @perrin

when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”

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perrin @perrin

when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”

Mar 18, 2022, 12:25 AM
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perrin @perrin

this is a cry for help, i am too distracted screaming into the void to do homework

perrin @perrin

wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo

Mar 17, 2022, 7:51 PM
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perrin @perrin

wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo

Mar 17, 2022, 7:51 PM
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perrin @perrin

@jeffalo what is this site’s policy on swearing

Mar 17, 2022, 7:44 PM
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perrin @perrin

two days later, my obituary appears in the local newspaper

perrin @perrin

“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

Mar 17, 2022, 7:37 PM
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perrin @perrin

“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

Mar 17, 2022, 7:37 PM
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perrin @perrin

burrito and sean can relate amirite

perrin @perrin

god my back hurts from carrying the weight of scratch’s comedic efforts

Mar 17, 2022, 1:15 AM
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perrin @perrin

god my back hurts from carrying the weight of scratch’s comedic efforts

Mar 17, 2022, 1:15 AM
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perrin @perrin

the I in iguana stands for iguana

Mar 17, 2022, 1:06 AM
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perrin @perrin

they call me peein

skylar @skylar

they call me the dank memer

lily @lily

they call me the test failer

zz @zz

they call me the factory tree

quimexus @quimexus

They call me the house plant

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perrin @perrin

man this is great i get to scream nonsense into the void for clout

Mar 16, 2022, 11:30 PM
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perrin @perrin

i put the carp in carpe diem

Mar 16, 2022, 11:30 PM
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perrin @perrin

not to get political but what the frick is eggnog

Mar 16, 2022, 11:30 PM
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