@perrin

oh to tenderly kiss kirby on the forehead

fun fact if you stack every elephant in the world in one giant stack, they would not like it very much

baguette is french for female bag

the sun isn’t real, wake up sheeple

germans when you call it the toilet instead of the poopenfarten

i recieved an email suggesting i i leave a disclaimer, do not eat raw flour you could get e. coli and fricking die

oh to be a child again, eating handfuls of raw flour without a care in the world

ratio

i put a lemon in a microwave for 30 minutes and it exploded

99 bottles of shrimp in a mug, 99 bottle of shrimp, take one down, pass it around, you got 98 bottles of shrimp in a mug

what’s up everybody i think dogs should vote

google nugget numbers thank me later

pronouncing GitHub like github to spice things up

pee pee poo poo

if you pronounce milk like melk you are going to hell