@perrin

my text posts are chock-full of gmo’s because nothing matters and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway so who cares at this point

if I die at least i’ll die knowing that I was funnier than family guy

sclroob

if you ever feel sad just remember that you’ll never be as aerodynamic as a lobster and you will feel much worse

if I were the state delaware I would simply abolish myself

help i’m trapped under a cup

armed robbery? no thanks, i’m on a diet

take me down to new york city where the yorks are new and the city is city

scrooge mcduck is a girlboss

if the world is round then how come bees don’t wear shoes

one time i choked on an ibuprofen and threw up in the kitchen sink

i would rather die than live in nebraska

alaska play ducks gazebo

omw to chug nyquil until i unlock shrimp colors

yeah i sell nft’s:

i doN’t

Fnow how

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